that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
"At this time of year, the residents of Gävle, Sweden have one big question on their minds: Will the goat burn?"
I remember a year when it didn’t burn down to the ground and my family and I decided to make our own smaller version and burn that one. It felt like a sacrifice to the yulegoat. Without it burning, it does not feel like Christmas. Without it burning, Sweden will fall.
It needs to burn, it really needs to burn
nOOOOO THERE’S LEAD AND FOLLOW ON HER EYELASHES THIS IS MICRO FACIAL ANIMATION GUUUYYYSSS
They made rigs for her eyelashes…her EYELASHES
Sitting next to your crush is hard when ur a gay lil shit
oh my fucking god this is amazing
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
“What are you in here for then?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
- King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
- Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
- King of France: send funds to America
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat